一個不是我的我

糟了。。我越來越靠近老師的生活了
我岑經在form6時在好幾個朋友面前發誓過
“我什么都可以當只是不當老師”
liao lian咯。。想都想不到我竟然上大學讀老師！！！！
還讀了四年。 P/s 蓋次不要亂亂發誓
當老師喔～肯本不像我
學生不只是高過我還年輕過我。。不爽～～
這份工悶又悶。。。好土啊~~~
在我們影響里老師都是土土的
穿花花的衣服（batik), 顏色一點都不鮮艷的衣服，長長auntie的裙。。
p/s 我要穿褲可以嗎？OL一點 哈哈哈
OMG!!!
更離譜的是很多女老師都是沒結婚的
到最后要相親。。 =.="
我以前聽到有人要相親我就一定笑道爆
說什么“這是什么時代了還要相親來找對象？？！！”
產了。。報應來了～～難道我真的真的有一天也要走相親這一條路嗎？？！！！！
啊～！！！！ 我不要～～！！！！！

090909

090909 is a good date for married lo~~~
So many couples seems wait for that day long long ago~~ hahahaha
I just went to one of the temple in BM, 68 couples married together~~!!
Then I heard other people said..other place, got more than 500 couples married lo~~!
that only in BM...how a bout other place?? I really curious to know la..how many couples married on 090909..
OMG!! ya la~~ married on that day they believe it was a good beginning of their married life..but ho...seems like those couples not becoming the focus of the light. because there are too many couples in one place...become ordinary...then have to siok sendiri lo....
Then I see they register one by one. the scene so familiar that we often see in school where little children wait to register to enter a school. Too simple and rush~~!!
I think....the next "good day" for married is 101010, 111111 and the last one 121212. hahaha I keep telling my cousin, " I wanna register on 111111 liau~~~" hahaha

No Oral SEx please...

Wa..another story about pennis….my previous story was an old Singaporean man died because of some problem occur with his pennis while masturbation. This time….another Singaporean man…LOSES his penis while his gf do some oral sex on to him.

Tuesday May 5, 2009

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

p/s read more in this link http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation

This is the real big title that catches my attention today. Omg…Guyz…can u imagine…loses your best “buddy”??? Argh!! Can connected back or not?? If not, means can’t have sex for while life?? How to pee? Stand or squat? Can’t masturbate forever? Erm……all the questions...Still no answer. After read the news…u guys sure will love your “buddy” more than before. NO ORAL SEX.

Release Tadpole

Old man’s bottle mishap leads to his death

77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.

if interested, can go to this link for full article.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/26/nation/3556615&sec=nation

Hm….i doesn’t know how to say wo… it’s ok for masturbate, but what I wana said is if wanna masturbate, it is good to use the right way. Oh no…I am wonder this uncle use what kind of bottle wo… whisky or jam bottle?? Hm….big different actually. Now I only realize the passion of men is so strong and surprisingly even at the age 70++ also not excluded.

Aiyo... masturbate ma…can use many way de ma~~ use hand la..or sex doll la.. or use watermelon(can try) wahahaha. Or via best way, PAY MONEY for little mui mui la (NOT RAPE) this is in the case you don’t have wife or girlfriend la...

Yea… masturbation is one of the ways to release your accumulation of sperm… but actually you never have to worry the bulk of sperm will burst off your testis….this is because your sperm will be release in natural way sometimes you are in sleep.

don't let this happen..hahahahaha

Your flag pole will rise at morning and your little daughter and little daughter will come out to say hello to you one… if you don’t want waste the sources of the protein, go to sperm bank and donate it!! Better..you will produce your generation to worldwide. hahahaha