No Oral SEx please...

Wa..another story about pennis….my previous story was an old Singaporean man died because of some problem occur with his pennis while masturbation. This time….another Singaporean man…LOSES his penis while his gf do some oral sex on to him.

Tuesday May 5, 2009

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

p/s read more in this link http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation

This is the real big title that catches my attention today. Omg…Guyz…can u imagine…loses your best “buddy”??? Argh!! Can connected back or not?? If not, means can’t have sex for while life?? How to pee? Stand or squat? Can’t masturbate forever? Erm……all the questions...Still no answer. After read the news…u guys sure will love your “buddy” more than before. NO ORAL SEX.

final conclusion, i have made a right decision

haiz…feel like i am just an empty bottle that float on the sea and dunno where will be the last destination. When review back to what i have done before, wa lau.. so many, but now seems like nothing at all. Since the time i choose to be oversea( but still in Malaysia-sabah la…), i knew i have to done something to make my life different. But the first year to be at Sabah, damm boring. Regret to be at Sabah. Until second year, i tried to exposed to something extreme..mount hiking, jungle tracking, rafting and sea exploring. Wahaha..All this have made the different perception of myself towards Sabah. Start from the time i said “i love Sabah!!!”. Also in the second year, i have made a decision that have totally change my Uni life. That happen when i saw a simple, unattractive and quite hidden notices that introduce about wushu club in UMS and it will have meeting soon. Wow..so excited so happy and felt so touching. “finally i could involve with something i really wanted in my life~~yeah yeah~~”. Well..I decide to join the wushu meeting. OK, first meeting just 5 persons attend and in just a short time(not even 1 hour) the post vice president belong to me. funny?? alright… that time, no coach, no members, no status(not even a recognized club in UMS), and not well organized ‘club’. Well…too late to say no. Me and other AJK gotta start from the begining, apply to form a club (means b4 that ‘wushu club’ was underground club??), find coach ( arrenged by god maybe, i found Mr L) , the most difficult part, finding members. During my time, 20 members were the maximum members. After more than one Sem i ‘retired’. However, congratulate to the second batch vice president and the third batch president. Well done to them. During their time, Wushu have the best achievement-Golden time. Even i am always member in the club. Even i have my sweetest memory with my wushu friends (we, the 6persons have the craziest moment together). But i think now is my time to say bye bye to the club. Everything change by time.

IF can turn back time, what will happen today, if i didn’t decide to go to the “wushu Club” meeting at the first time?? will the wushu club exist like today’s wushu club? importantly will i have the chance to know all my wushu friend?

That time my decision either “YES” or “NO” maybe will bring a big varies in my Uni life. But i just want to say i was lucky to have the right decision.

DIY-ing

HUH MADE BY YOU?? UNBELIEVEABLE~!! !

I don’t know why people keep saying it is unbelievable when saying this when I told them some of my DIY products. hahaha pls la…even I am not kinda girlish but I know how to use needle and thread one ok~~~ include my imagination and creativity really make my product great great great ar~~~ wahahaha

Now most of my friends got a DIY thing made by me. Make me so proud when I see them hang it on pendrive la, pencil case la, as well as key chain la….. wa…make my nose grow higher liau!!

all these are handmade de o~~~~ limited edition.


Muahahaha all of these made by me~~ hahahaha it look simple and easy make but when people knew it is made by me, they hard to trust it. Why?? why??

Instrument used for DIY-ing


this is the first card i made hahaha


the one and only one......hard to do....i learn from book one....


this one also learn from book one......


this is the penguin i like the most super round and cute cute one!!!


this is use to hug thing one. even handphone


hang anywhere also can o~~~


also can hug u o~~~~~come come baby~~~


ladies one.....giv u a hug!!!


this is to keep handphone...limited edition


handphone "house"....


this 7-chai just for pretty suan~~~ she is nan-quan princess....


this is the bag i made from clothes....i sacrify two shirt and one jeans for this bag lo.....



I like to do last minute work. My final year project also make by sewing tools. That product is gonna use as teaching aid. Even I knew it was time consuming, but I still keep till last minute to do. At last, my whole family has to help me sew my product. It is so funny to see my brother holding a needle too. Hahahaha

my project's product....


this one is one of the meiosis phase o~~~


with my help of my family, finally i done all the eight pieces of meiosis proses.....


as trial, i sew on my T-shirt first......can wear to the street liau..hahahha


Another last minute work… during my practical, becoming a teacher for three months and have 55 students. That time I think it is good to leave something as a memory for those students before I leave the school. So, I made a crazy decision. I want to make 55 little cars with their name on it. Wow…one week left but I not even sew all the name on the clothes. OMG…I have to burn two night of midnight oil to finish it. The last day in school, I bring my panda bear’s eyes to farewell with those students. However, last minutes work always gimme a very impressive work and make me wanna praise myself…. “Coral you are the BEST!!!” hahahahaha

this one....really my biggest effort i ever make.......worth worth~~ hope my students like it o~~

Release Tadpole

Old man’s bottle mishap leads to his death

77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.

if interested, can go to this link for full article.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/26/nation/3556615&sec=nation

Hm….i doesn’t know how to say wo… it’s ok for masturbate, but what I wana said is if wanna masturbate, it is good to use the right way. Oh no…I am wonder this uncle use what kind of bottle wo… whisky or jam bottle?? Hm….big different actually. Now I only realize the passion of men is so strong and surprisingly even at the age 70++ also not excluded.

Aiyo... masturbate ma…can use many way de ma~~ use hand la..or sex doll la.. or use watermelon(can try) wahahaha. Or via best way, PAY MONEY for little mui mui la (NOT RAPE) this is in the case you don’t have wife or girlfriend la...

Yea… masturbation is one of the ways to release your accumulation of sperm… but actually you never have to worry the bulk of sperm will burst off your testis….this is because your sperm will be release in natural way sometimes you are in sleep.

don't let this happen..hahahahaha

Your flag pole will rise at morning and your little daughter and little daughter will come out to say hello to you one… if you don’t want waste the sources of the protein, go to sperm bank and donate it!! Better..you will produce your generation to worldwide. hahahaha

Farmssssss in Sabah.....

Well....coming to Sabah doesn't mean you are entering forest or jumping from a tree to a tree. There are many farmssss for you to visit for example like cow farm, ostrich farm, bee farm, crocodile farm as well as tea farm. I have visit most of the farms.

All the farmssssssssssssssssss

Here, I really wanna intro for everyone the farm that you can’t found in peninsular that is cow farm that in Kundasang. Yea…cow farm, pig farm and chicken farm are too normal in Peninsular but do you ever see a white+black cow?? As u seen in television, New Zealand cow?? Yea...You can found it in Sabah. The farm near to Mount Kinabalu makes the whole environment so nice.

follow me~~~ going to cow farm~!

I risky my like to take this photo as prove of the black and white cow as you see in Fernleaf advertisement.notice that, those cow also want their face in this photo..hahaha

Along the way of Kundasang, you can drop by to visit bee farm. In bee farm, you can see how the bee built their nest. One more interesting thing, you can try to eat the fresh honey from the nest. The people in charge will cut for you. Don’t worry you won’t be sting by the bee. Smoke will be spread to everywhere to inactivate those bees. But be careful~~ the honey in the nest might contain larvae. Don’t just eat the whole nest happily together with the larvae. Then sure congratulation to you hahahaha.

Erm...i cant imagine how if i put mu hand inside...sure become pig hand...

The white white thing in the hole of the nest is larvae.....can eat one....got many protein one. If you dare.

These are the fresh honey that just cut from the nest. Free to try to put into mouth and chew.

Oo....pity.....leave a big hole.........sorry bee bee.....spoil your house.

Erm….visiting the farm of the king of the river. Mr. Crocodile. Wa….looks scary. There are many species of crocodile you will found there. Some genetic inheritance crocodile also being kept in the crocodile farm where you can see crocodile without tail too. Besides, ostrich sister and snake brother will also wait for you in the crocodile farm.

this Mr Crocodile super big lo.....just for display in the pond.

hah~~ this one....little buddy....can touch one!

tail gone!!!!!

these two cute little crocodile....can i take home?? hahahahaha

hehehe..i am the queen of the snake!!! well..being my necklace..hahaha nice??

feeding animal...not using myself to feed animal..hahaha

In ostrich farm, you are allowed to sit on the ostrich and be aware of being “tiong” or bite by ostrich. Hahahaha no kidding. Of course you can also ride the ostrich if you not scare your little ass will meet the floor. Hahaha if you are lucky and you are cruel enough, you can order to eat ostrich egg that will be serve in the restaurant in the ostrich farm. Never think to finish the whole egg alone.

Don't too near...they might "tiong" and bite lo..


Just for display...out of farm.....sometimes in sabah, you can found some familiar things.


This is the long nose monkey or so called proboscis monkey that only can see in Sabah.